[FORUM GAME] Beat the previous posters post! ANIME STYLE!

After reminescenting my past randomly surfing the intrawebs, I came across a fun forum where they had a random topic battle, a person posts a picture and another poster will try to beat it. And seeing as this forum needs some activity, I decided to make one for us too, only this time: WE FIGHT WITH ANIME/MANGA RELATED STUFF!

Well, the gameplay is simple: a person posts a picture and another poster will try to beat it. How to say, like this:

A-ko: EVIL RABBIT EATS YOUR COOKIES!


B-ko: Sniper cat snipes rabbit.


C-ko: *continues the cycle*

SO!
------------RULES------------
1. No nuking the thread! Ex. Haruhi beats ______ to a pulp and everyone who comes after. Always leave an opening for retaliation. You dont need to kill the previous, just think of a random things to beat em, ex. A shiny coin appears and distracts Haruhi away. Sephiroth bites tiger's heads off, Cloud doesn't bite anythings head off, he is a pacifist.

2. Stay sane, respect other ppl's mental health. Don't post stuff that might disturb other users, lethally. ^^ (Gore, squemish, racial, yaoi... etc) Unless the majority votes to allow these.

3. ONLY ANIME RELATED THINGS MAY BE POSTED. (Wut, thats the whole point of this unique gameset)

4. Dont quote unnecessarily, preferably without the previous posters picture in your quote to make your post simpler and not stretching the page absurdly.

5. No debating about "HOW CAN THAT BEAT THIS", it will only cause a bitchy situation like I've seen and delay the game. Mikuru just beat your Spirit bomb with her moe-scream, period, you don't need a scientific proof.

6. '
Ok, I dont know what else to say, just behave yourselves?
SO, I hope you understood this, now then. Anyone who has done this before could revise this more accurately. ^^
-------------!!!GAME ON!!!-------------

Keitaro is a pervert and is halting the game, someone send a Anime Girl battalion to kick his ass and get this game moving!

since u requested a battalion...
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Kogarashi scares away your battalion and yanderes

Krabby attacks Senjougahara - giving her crabs and other mysterious ailments.

Lucy Summons Loki and Defeats Lv. 8 Krabby

Im sure thats how Loki speaks ahha

Loki is unable to move due to excessive mouth drooling at the sight of the scantily clad girls of sekirei.

i guess... pedobear will take down the loli... and the others... hmm... god knows

--------------------------------------------------------------------Azaka Kokutō attacks them with one tactic: Kill it with fire.--------------------------------------------------------------------

It's a fire sandwhich! Sailor Mars to the rescue ~